If you’re drunk, don’t drive. Here’s another one. If you’re drunk, don’t dance…

I’m bored. I’m going to tase someone. Stupid cop.

He confiscates marijuana. Then he and his wife bake cookies with marijuana. They het high and scared. And he calls 911.

If you try to kill a deer and the deer get’s angry… it’s a fair game… The angry deer has a faceoff with the hunter and wins…

Who’s going to win? You will have to see.

Maybe he’s just nervous.